Friday, August 17, 2012

Nastybraska: the plight of two Vermonters in the middle of nowhere


Samantha: Driving through Nebraska was just as awful as everyone told us it would be, despite our most optimistic outlook. WE departed from Chicago at what we thought was a reasonably early hour, and then, with a full 15 hours anticipated driving in front of us, we set off for what we thought would be a straight shot through the cornbelt to Colorado.  Wrong. We drove, stopped for stretching, drove, stopped for lunch, drove, stopped for directions, drove, played on a playground, drove, drove, and drove. All the while, I was juggling a melee of phone conversations, attempted day/time coordination, and a puzzle of routes between myself, my friends Jen and Nate, Rain’s friend Emily, and the man who had my step sister’s canoe in Colorado (which I had happily agreed to freight to the west coast). As this persisted, the unsettling realization that we may not reach Colorado in 15 hours, and therefore were destined to find a place to bunk down for the night in Nebraska, gripped its boney, cold, and monotonous Midwestern fingers around our brains. So be it. We leafed through travelers coupon booklets for places to stay on the cheap, and first settled on a Country Inn in North Platte, NE. We stopped at a gas station, I made up a song with the general theme of hoping not to get stabbed while I pumped gas in Nebraska in the middle of the night. I drove for a few hours after that while Rain rested, and decided that the drive was more interesting if the darkness around me was ocean and not corn and soybeans.  I succeeded in getting us to another rest area, and Rain took over for the last 90 miles to N. Platte. We arrived at the Inn around 2 am, and rang the bell. No answer.  Dismayed and quite tired, I got in the driver’s seat and headed back up the street we’d come down in hopes of nabbing a room in one of several motels we’d passed. Then, for the first time on the trip, over a thousand miles in, those blue lights bubbled eagerly to life behind me, and I pulled over. “Vermont plates,” we heard the officer radio to the other cruiser parked in front of us. He then informed me of my glamorous violation: Driving the wrong way on a one way street. He asked me to pull the car into the parking lot just behind me, and so I did, and oh, what a nice surprise, it happened to be the police station. He tried to convince me that my insurance and registration were both out of date, and of course they’re not – they just look a little different since they’re from the east coast. Eventually he caught on. He gave us a warning, was quite understanding of our condition, and gave us directions to the motel 6 up the street. So we get there and we inquire about a room, to which the lady at the counter unremarkably replied “Nope, we’re full.” Not a wink of compassion in that woman. We asked if there was another place around we could go to – “nope,” shaking her head in what seemed to me, at that point in the early morning in my travel worn, sleep deprived state, a much too satisfied way. We called around, and there were no openings in North Platte. Our next option was Ogallala, Ne, 45 miles west, another hour of driving. We arrived at the Super 8 near 3 am, were greeted by a much cheerier lady, and abruptly fell asleep. The next morning we packed up quickly and left on the edge of a rainshower for Nevada. That was it for Nastybraska, and I ain’t never goin’ back.


 hours of this




 at least the clouds are fun to look at
 a collection of munchables Samantha has been conditioned to pick out because of Brian Boynton.
 Look, corn
 wall-to-wall corn
 corn everywhere, gross.
 Now the clouds are gone, so dull.

                                      



FOR-EV-ER



 Suddenly, windfarms!



 Rain's Danish Windmill museum

 The point where we finally accept that we won't be reaching Colorado that night.

 Entering Omaha, still hours of driving left.

 the summary of Nebraska
 Ogallala: First on the list of places I will never want to be again. Doesn't it just look like the 5th circle of hell for a Vermonter? This picture doesn't even make sense.
 What.

Our only keepsake, and that was the nicest part of our time in Nebraska.




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